The Rabbit Hole Long-Sleeve
“If you can’t debunk it, label it.” This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a high-stakes conversation starter. Featuring a gritty, surrealist collage of cosmic gears, ancient scrolls, and the “Eye of Truth,” this tee is built for those who live in the margins of the official story.
Whether you’re deep in a late-night forum or at a local meet-up, the bold, vintage aesthetic lets them know you’ve done the reading. Comfortable, substantial, and unapologetically skeptical.
Vitals
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🛠️ Heavyweight Grit: Thick, vintage-feel cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for a rugged, textured hand.
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📐 Seamless Build: Tubular knit design—no side seams, just a clean, structured drape.
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🛡️ Built to Last: Ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the fit locked in through every wash.
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🧵 Pure Comfort: 100% cotton construction (varies slightly by color) with a classic, relaxed fit.
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⚠️ Fit Note: Runs slightly small. Size up if you want extra room for the rabbit hole.
Care Logic
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🚿 Wash: Cold (max 30°C/90°F).
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🌪️ Dry: Tumble dry, medium heat.
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🚫 Hard No: Do not iron or dry clean.
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🧪 Bleach: Non-chlorine only.
Question the narrative. Wear the argument.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 22.01 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 25.00 | 25.51 | 25.98 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.52 | 28.03 | 28.54 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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