🛸 THE CRASH IS COMING! ☠️
This isn’t just a tee—it’s a warning. “THE CRASH IS COMING!” blazes across the chest in gold ink, flanked by symbols of control: 👁️ the all-seeing eye, 💲 the dollar’s grip, ⚡ lightning strikes, 🌍 a trembling globe. It’s meme prophecy for market watchers, doom scrollers, and digital prophets.
Wear it to trade, stream, or stir paranoia at meetups. The classic crew neck and soft cotton keep you cloaked in comfort while the message does the talking. No side seams. No distractions. Just clean lines and evil intent.
Features 🔧
- 100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) — breathable, lightweight, built for long hauls
- Tubular knit — seamless, like the system’s lies
- Ribbed collar + shoulder tape — holds shape through chaos
- DTG front print; optional DTF sleeve/neck glyphs
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
Care Rituals 🧼
- Wash cold (30°C / 90°F) with fellow believers
- Tumble dry low
- Iron low if you dare
- No bleach. No dryclean. No mercy.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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